Twilight Help With Jenna The Stalking Vampire

Morgan: Hello Jenna, how are you today?
Jenna: IM HAVING A WRITERS BLOCK!
Morgan: o=On your stalking vampire story?
Jenna: Yes! I don't know what to do next!
Morgan: Has Alice left the room yet?
Jenna: Yes. Remeber? We sent her to the Bermuda Triangle!
Morgan:..Yes, Poor Alice.
Jenna: YAY!!!
Morgan: So has Jasper came in and propsed his undying love for you yet?
Jenna: No! I can't figure that part in.
Morgan: Okay, so here's what you write: I heard a soft tapping on the door, and in walked the strangly beautiful blonde male. His name was Jasper.
Jenna: Wait, why should I write that?
Morgan: Because it makes sense and your stuck!
Jenna: Nah.. HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!
Morgan: Let's hear it then.
Jenna: I heard a soft tapping on the door, and in walked the strangly beautiful blonde male. His name was Jasper.
Morgan: And you came up with this alone?
Jenna: Yep, all by myself!
Morgan: WOW!!! THATS AN AWSOME IDEA!!!

Rafiki :King of the Monks, or monkey gone tribal?

Morgan: Okay, today we are discussing Rafiki.
Olivia: The monkey from The Lion King.
Morgan: Yeppers! Now Liv, give us the question.
Olivia: The what?
Morgan: QUESTION!! C'mon, we're being recorded!!!!
Olivia: Oh! Yeah! The Question is: Is Rafiki King of the monks, or monkey gone tribal?
Morgan: So my viewpoint is that he totally is king of the monks.
Olivia: Wait, is the monk the same as a priest?
Morgan: Basically, except they worship Buddha, and are short and bald.
Olivia: Okay, but why is Rakiki their king?
Morgan: Well, he does speak all old-timey, and he does all this ritual stuff!
Olivia: Yes, but don't indian people do that too!
Morgan: Liv, that's so racist!
Olivia: I DO NOT DRIVE RACE CARS!!
Morgan: Go get a dictionary, and fix your head.

Ransom for Tom

2x2=4??? WAT NO!!! THAT CANT BE!! CHECK THE CALCULATOR!! Oh, yes it is!! Hahahahaha Lane you are so confused.
Lane: No!
Morgan: YES
Lane: 27.
Morgan: YAY CORRECT!!
Grayson: My beard says hi.
Lane: Ducks are fun in the bathtub!
Morgan: What...
Grayson: Hello Pooto!
Morgan: ? Do you mean pupitre?
Lane: IM ON TV!!
Morgan: No your not, your Bella in half form.
Grayson: Half what?
Lane: Oh shut up.
Morgan: Okay, this is pointless.
Lane: WHAT IS THAT?!
Morgan: It's his foot. What did you think it was, his face?
Lane: WHY IS THERE A SOCK ON YOUR FACE???!?!?
Morgan: GOODNIGHT TOKYO!